Today, I turned eighteen.

So of course, I had to get a ride to my mom's house, have chocolate chip waffles, and head to my local Castles and Coasters with my mom and my cousin to ride go-karts and bumper boats, then hang out at my grandma's for a few hours. After that, we watched BSG. If all--or even most--of my adulthood is like today, I think I will be okay.

I did not, however, actually finish registering to vote, so, I guess I'll be doing that tomorrow.

AND FOR TOMORROW AS A LATE BIRTHDAY PRESENT MY SISTER ARRANGED FOR THERE TO BE A BOUNCE HOUSE AT THANKSGIVING. So all of us grown-up kids and probably the two actual children will be jumping around my grandma's front yard all afternoon. VERY ADULT.

Also maybe today would have been a little more awesome if my boyfriend had at least, like, texted me, but OH WELL

I don't know if I've ever been this comfortable in my own life before. It's interesting, feeling like I've been waiting all my life to be right here, right now, living in a residence hall with a bunch of nutty teenaged girls and a stressed out music major roommate, getting up at eight o clock to walk across the street and learn American history, and then go out with my family for dinner almost every night, and sit in my room and read for class and fool around on the internet and eat oranges.

I don't want to be somewhere else. I don't spend all my time thinking about how much better things would be if I lived in Wisconsin/Arizona/not with my mom, or if only I could say something to Jazlin/Josejuan/whatever J name person I'm crushing on this week, or if I could just get some work done, or if my classes were less boring. I'm totally content right here, doing what I'm doing. It's kind of a first for me, and I'm not entirely sure how to deal with it.

Other than forcing myself to write, which is increasingly difficult to do, along with reading, because I see no reason to get away from the real world. I've never had trouble reading, for crying out loud, because it was always better to be somewhere else. And now it's not, and that's weird.

Not bad, of course, but weird. Very different. I think I could get used to it.

(and I've been doing a pretty good job, for me, of ignoring the voice in the back of my head that says it's all going to implode sooner or later, because things are going too well. Pretty good. Not perfect.)

Dear Jerk Boy,

A: why the FUCK would you do that? Who seriously does that? After I have told you that yes, I am in fact deathly afraid that you are going to come to your senses, realize I'm a horrible person and that you don't like me, and run skipping off into the sunset with probably that crazy bitch or something--after I have told you this, you think it's a good idea to pretend to break it off? Um. NO. As far as really ill-advised jokes go, this kind of takes the cake.

B: I forgot what I was going to write about B because A made me angry and crying all over again. I am seriously still shaking. It's been like an hour. I was crying in public. Don't. Just don't.

C: I remembered what B was going to be! It was going to be whyyyy do we have to have big serious talks about things now? It's been like a month. ...a month and a half. WHATEVER MY POINT IS OH MY GOD DON'T START THESE CONVERSATIONS WITH THINGS THAT MAKE ME CRY WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO DO

ETA: Oh yeah actually B was going to be something along the lines of Thanks for ruining my concentration for the rest of the night. You know, I was actually getting some writing done before you SCARED THE SHIT OUT OF ME.

A note: I am going to murder him tomorrow before class. So, like, if you don't hear from me for a while, assume I was caught and taken to prison.

• 11:11 This morning, you guys. I'm awake. I got pie. My boyfriend is weird but my BEST friend is totally great. #
• 12:59 @norarebecca HAVE YOU EVER BEEN TO AMERICAN WEDDING #
• 13:02 @norarebecca Hell yes. #
• 13:05 @norarebecca It's a deal. #
• 13:09 @norarebecca @savvyg And someone has to make sure no one has to go home and 'get up early' psh #
• 13:12 @norarebecca Awesome. #
• 13:57 ...i think i just pulled a tolkien and split the viewpoint characters. #
• 14:17 @rihk my roommate is watching that right now. #
• 15:03 @rihk Hey, i do, i don't know what you're talking about. #
• 15:09 STUPIDEST LAUGH EVER why is that endearing ugh #
• 16:21 @nehirose I SHOULD HOPE SO. #
• 16:27 Today, i finished part one. While jesse was here. I'm so productive. #
• 16:29 #donttrytoholla if you can't spell, guys, the internet is text based, learn how to type, really #reallynow #
• 16:31 also #whothehellisdonnie #whyarepeoplethankinghim #
• 16:32 @nooneai boi u dnt evn kno n i dnt evn crr #
• 17:04 @eeguerra13 Of my novel? #
• 17:40 Aaaand there goes my productivity asldfkasdjflsakd excuse me I'm going to teenage girl all over my room now. Funny part: he left. And yet. #
• 17:41 How can I think about criminals and plots and backstory when my life is ridiculous? #
• 18:06 Lol jesse just called me dudette what #
• 18:30 Finally dug goblet of fire out from behind my dresser. Wish i had time to read outside of the bathroom. Maybe next month. #
• 21:45 Point of interest: boys. #
• 22:06 Okay, awesome steampunk show watched, notes for paper written down, now to get some history reading done and some before-bed writing. #
• 22:06 ...and maybe take a shower. OR MAYBE NOT. Who knows. #
• 22:25 @nooneai livejournal post forthcoming. #
• 22:42 @nooneai bone portraits. Asu. Weekends through the 21. #
• 22:44 @nooneai fridays, dude. I mean, of course i did, i took a tv into the theatre with me. #
• 22:54 Man, i need to get a state id. You need one of those after you turn eighteen, right? Or else i can't go out and be crazy. And legal. #
• 23:06 Man, i've lost the game so much today, guys. So much. #
• 23:11 And apparently, my ass does look good in these jeans. Never will i doubt the gay guys in drama again. #
• 23:14 Also totally in my english class now! Thanks beth from @hida_oss! #

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Two points of order:

One: Does anyone remember a Supernatural fic where the boys investigated some mysterious poltergeist-like activity in a housing development, and then it turned out the builder had been sacrificing kids and putting them in the walls and their crazy vengeful spirits is what was plaguing the people in the houses? It was super good and creepy and (I don't think) shippy at all, and I can't fiiiiiiind it. :/

Two: boys.

That is all.

( Except for this show I just saw )

• 11:45 Nice to know some things never change: my grandma still wears too much of the same perfume. #
• 14:30 @MoTancharoen No! #
• 14:30 If Fox actually has cancelled Dollhouse, I will be so very very sad. Very sad. Please tell me this is an ill-advised practical joke. #
• 14:32 RT @timcarvell Sad to see "Dollhouse" canceled, but I plan to just pretend its cast members' future series are new extended "engagements". #
• 14:34 @nooneai i wish i could say i was surprised. #
• 14:35 @hazeymarie She's been really cuddly lately. #
• 23:22 twitpic.com/p7ck8 - Worst message to come home to ever. #

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You know what I don't like, is when people look at me like I'm a terrible horrible person for wanting to be a mother and raise my children like, myself. As though it is so wrong for someone to actively want kids, and want to care for them themselves. It's not like I can't work from home, you guys. I make up stories. THIS IS A HELPFUL THING IN CHILD-REARING KIDS LIKE STORIES they also like pulling my hair and being adorable. I mean, guys, it's not like I plan on going out and getting knocked up right this second and dropping out of school to pop em out. That's really not my plan at all. The plan is pretty nebulous: one day, when older, have children. Raise them. Why does this make me a bad person? Why can't this be one of my goals in life? Why do people give me that look?

Also being behind on my wordcount. That's not cool, guys. *goes to write before bed*

• 00:11 'spock is totally harshing the captain's groove.' I WISH I COULD QUOTE THIS WHOLE FIC AT THE WHOLE WORLD #
• 00:29 Vulcannnnnns #
• 00:37 I should stop reading star trek fic and go to bed but i won't because i can't because vulcans, you guys. Captain kirk. #
• 00:47 'wow, this discussion is so much fun i hope we never have it again.' #
• 00:59 'You know me, there's nothing i like better than a ripping good educational anecdote.' I WANT TO MARRY THIS FIC. #
• 01:09 I am not crying at star trek fic at one o clock in the morning. BECAUSE IT WOULD BE ILLOGICAL sob #
• 10:49 Just left my best friend and my boyfriend so i could go back to my room and watch the new episode of #theguild. #
• 20:13 He's so detrimental to my productivity. Also, i think i am secretly a vulcan. #
• 21:11 The first rule of quiet club is you do not talk. #
• 22:54 Trying to catch up on himym. CBS is making that difficult. Missed some of last season, but starting with season. #
• 22:56 Or...or... #
• 22:59 Dear government, thank you for bumping my pell grant back up to the levels of this semester. I appreciate you supporting my education. Srs. #
• 23:02 We need to have a tuxedo night, guys. LET'S ALL GET TUXEDOS. SUIT UP. #
• 23:37 Bowl bowl bowl bowl bowl bowl bowl bowl bowl bowl bowl bowl bowl bowl bowl bowl bowl bowl bowl bowl bowl bowl bowl bowl bowl bowl bowl bowl #
• 23:44 They said i have a.d...something can we have class outside? #
• 23:48 Valuable life experiences had today: one. Meals had today: three. Words written today: like seventy five. :/ #
• 23:54 Robin, i'm proud of you, eh. #

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• 08:34 I really appreciate the way my history teacher is now later than me, so i can sleep a few minutes longer. ...he's wearing a pink shirt. #
• 09:29 Just had a moment of panic because i thought i lost my phone. Felt really stupid when i realized i was texting on it. #
• 09:35 Dear annie of the past, stop leaving your sunglasses in @hazeymarie's truck. #
• 09:36 Oh, cute ups store boy. Thanks. #
• 09:39 Fact: the hassy convenience store sucks. They don't sell pepsi products, and they don't have lunchables. Sucks. #
• 10:20 Hey guys did you know it's carl sagan's 75th birthday? #carlsagan #
• 10:25 @savvyg you saying that does not make me tear up a little, i don't know why it would. #carlsagan #amoregloriousdawnawaits #
• 10:27 Today's orders of business: invent universe, bake pie from scratch. #carlsagan #
• 10:29 This is why splitting hairs is not always the best idea: The Logic Of Secrets by @alexandraerin 7mwni.th8.us #
• 11:18 @norarebecca DON'T PANIC #
• 11:23 @norarebecca Hardcore. #
• 11:36 There's a heart in the sky, there just is, don't ask why, it's the skyyyyy! #
• 12:04 Reasons Why Carl Sagan Sucks #worldsthinnestbooks #carlsagan #
• 12:06 I figure the only thing in that book is a page that says "He isn't running everything everywhere COME ON MAN GET ON THAT" #
• 12:07 @lizardkitsch FALSE FALSE #
• 12:10 @lizardkitsch YOU ARE A LIAR *FALLS DOWN DEAD* #
• 12:12 Fyi, guys: @lizardkitsch is great. So is @norarebecca. My point is, their family is pretty okay. #
• 17:24 @just_mo just pointed out the law library. @hazeymarie & i both asked what that stood for and if it was the music library. #anotetofollowso #
• 17:44 'but this part's more like a ramp. A ramp with a tunnel under it.' oh, @hazeymarie. #
• 18:56 Making dinner with olson side of family. I appreciate the way no one has grabbed what i am doing and told me i am doing it wrong. #
• 20:38 @yourmamaknows ...which one? #
• 20:45 @yourmamaknows You have two. #
• 20:50 @yourmamaknows so it's me? #
• 21:05 @yourmamaknows :( #
• 21:15 K, enrolled in right spanish class, right history class, & right theatre classes. Just emailed my advisor about eng 102, so i should be good #
• 21:46 @feliciaday i haven't seen you use #abuse at all, i don't know what they mean. #
• 21:55 'i choose you, left-lane-achu!' oh, @hazeymarie. #
• 22:23 YOU ONLY THINK YOU'RE FREE #iamnotanumber #
• 23:16 Fact: my roommate is crazy. #

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• 13:23 Finally getting breakfast. Julie did wake me up this morning, but i went back to bed when she went to practice. #
• 15:01 Today's ambition: to play Mrs Pennywise from Urinetown someday. #
• 21:14 Julie, complaining about the texting habits of a guy: 'you were so good for about five minutes! That's what she said!' #
• 21:40 @mylifeisaverage Aw, how'd you know which word i was gonna pick? Now i have to think of a word other than 'famous.' #
• 23:59 Even rock hudson lost his heart to doris day. #exceptnotreally #

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• 00:58 Fucking fuck way to go supernatural what the hell this episode is awesome #
• 01:35 Life complete, just argued with family member about football. #
• 01:48 Oh my god this floor is cold why the hell didn't i bring my flip flops? #
• 12:00 Dear julie, i really wish you had woken me up this morning. Out of all the mornings you've gotten me up early you choose not to today. What. #
• 13:06 This bagel shop is depressing at lunchtime. #
• 13:13 Waiting for the jupiter to take me to the public library. #
• 13:14 Oh, here it is. Exactly on time. Creepily on time. I love tempe public transportation. #
• 13:28 Oh, cute tall boy on the jupiter reading comics, i love you. I've never talked to you, but i love you. #
• 13:49 Fact: at the write-in. It's like a shindig for lame writers. I'm really enjoying myself. #
• 14:47 Okay, word war is helpful. And this write-in is super fun. #
• 15:12 Oh, that word war went very well. For everyone--my score beat the first winner, but this winner beat everyone by a lot. #
• 15:21 And there are browncoats and kol-ers here. Best group ever. #
• 15:22 And this library cafe is so low tech. I love it. #
• 15:25 Walk back in, and they're talking about bob ross. Seriously, best group ever. #
• 15:26 And god this iced white mocha is fantastic. #
• 17:14 Phase one of operation spend all day with geeks was a resounding success. Phase two would be commencing shortly if vana was ever on time. #
• 17:16 Operation get people to call things operation something: well underway. #ridiculous #
• 18:47 Just found out that my friend has a bounce house at her eighteenth birthday party. She is my hero. #
• 20:05 High five on the grave robbery! #
• 20:18 Cesar chavez is like a human cotton gin, according to @hazeymarie. #
• 20:32 Armed robbery is totally casual. #
• 20:41 @motancharoen Hey, when's commentary going on itunes/amazon? Because i just got better than neil stuck in my head. #
• 22:58 Fact: hanging out with the older guys from the shindig is still super fun. #
• 23:25 Sitting in applebee's discussing the protestant reformation. #

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• 00:16 Have just realized it's hard to write and finish things this year largely because i can't flail at @nehirose anymore. #
• 08:33 There is like no one in this classroom. Omg. #
• 08:35 @nehirose I have no sounding board and it's like drawing blood from a JAR OF DIRT. #
• 19:30 'I'd be happy if you just made a mark. On the approach. With your face.' #shitmydadsays #abouthisbrother #myfamilyiskindofmean #
• 19:32 @just_mo are you incapable of reading hashtags? #
• 19:36 @just_mo so tags about my dad and drunkle make you think I'M havin a bad night? #dudereally #
• 19:38 @hazeymarie #strangespellingmistakes #
• 19:38 @just_mo yes. Yes you are. #
• 21:29 This is the most awesome hypothetical van ever! #
• 21:55 @norarebecca very little. Or far too much. #
• 23:51 Paul gross really does walk on fire you guys. BECAUSE HE'S SO HOT. #

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So NaNo is in full swing, I'm behind on my word count, I've done all my homework this week, I'm registered for classes for both winter and the spring, and I've already got my birthday/Christmas list sent out to everyone.

But I'm behind in my word count.

Not for long, however! I'm going to an actual, official write-in on Saturday for the first time in the several years I've been doing NaNo. And hopefully I will make some progress.

In other news: Eastwick is not great television, but it amuses me so. And makes me happy. In my pants. In my pants (because Paul Gross).

Know what else makes me happy? Everything, these days. I'm so happy all the time I start to worry that something terrible is going to happen. It's been a month and nothing bad has happened. NOTHING. Creepy.

• 08:36 It is so freaking cold in this room. #
• 17:45 Butt status: kinda cold. #
• 17:46 @just_mo you'd see them more if you followed fictional characters. #
• 17:47 Anyway, i wish people wouldn't text to see what's going on while i'm in the bathroom. #
• 19:49 @norarebecca So i guess i'm adorable. #
• 21:23 I don't like that he can do this to me. Whether or not I'm happy, it makes me angry. IT ALSO MAKES ME MAKE LESS SENSE THAN USUAL. #
• 21:25 @nooneai no, harry potter. Of course the boy! ...maybe harry potter too. #
• 21:27 @nooneai hahahaha i've considered it. #
• 21:39 Pfft Vulcans. #

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• 08:33 Woo managed to get to history before the teacher! ...because he's running late. Whatever. #
• 09:26 My huge sunglasses, flippy hair, and bellbottom jeans make me feel very seventies. #
• 10:52 I find it interesting how many people have dreams that are essentially the same as everyone else's. #
• 10:53 It's more interesting, though, how few people ever do those things, even though so many want to. #
• 10:53 @lizardkitsch Over tax. Go against the people's wishes on important things consistently. Treat people like animals. Encourage infighting. #
• 10:54 RT @sween: Maine bookstores are sold out of "Voting for Dummies". #
• 10:58 @lizardkitsch i thought @yourmamaknows was invoking hera because her mom is a bitch. #
• 11:03 5500 words into the story, main male character still referred to primarily as "he" in narration. Revealing names if for suckers. #nanowrimo #
• 11:06 Who the hell is this "zero corona" who keeps emailing me? #
• 11:30 RT nbcstore: What's so funny about Cylon toast? RT this by 5pm ET and u could win ur own Cylon Toaster! tinyurl.com/yzhzy2r #
• 11:44 @lizardkitsch USELESS. #
• 12:45 @lizardkitsch encouraging people to fight each other so they don't fight him. #
• 12:47 @lizardkitsch yeah, sure. #
• 14:19 @lizardkitsch sophie, you weren't born today. Yesterday, maybe. #
• 14:24 @lizardkitsch :D #
• 15:24 Jesse just called chuck norris a bitch. First, he called batman a bitch, and then chuck norris. I walked out. #
• 15:36 aaaaand he walked right by me. ahahaah what the hell. #
• 15:38 Man, I've never pulled one over on him before. This is kinda hilarious. & probably not the sort of thing a good girlfriend would do. OH WELL #
• 16:31 Think i did well on that math test. #
• 16:31 Also think i was the first one done. Ugh. #
• 17:43 Had dinner with lamar, walked him to his audition. Now to go home, do homework, and see phantom. Maybe write. #
• 17:49 Whyyy do so many of the people on this floor not wash their hands ugh #
• 20:57 Okay, christine has a great voice, raoul actually appears to have a personality, and the phantom reminds me why i loved him when i was 14. #
• 20:57 The story still reads like a book report of the novel, though. Like someone with a bad memory is trying to tell it and mixing everything up. #
• 21:03 Why is it that theatre and music majors are the most rude at performances? Seriously guys, you know better. #
• 21:04 On a related note, the guy who just moved over here makes me very happy. #
• 22:10 No, you guys, it wasn't good, it was cathartic. There's a difference. #

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• 07:44 I don't want to be awake! Wah wah wah #
• 07:55 Fuck i should have grabbed a jacket. What up with the inconsistent weather, phoenix? #
• 08:02 Oh jesus good thing i got up early. This line is crazy long. ...comparatively. #
• 08:03 Omg @twilightcay is in this line. #
• 08:06 Guy with tie, jacket, skateboard just went into the room behind me. #
• 08:08 Okay self, be back here at two o clock. Come on, self, i'm counting on you. #
• 08:09 Now, breakfast omg #
• 11:23 Fact: all my best friends are mean bitches. And i love them. #
• 13:34 Leaving jesse and lamar in my room while i run to counseling. Hope they don't start breaking shit. #
• 13:48 I am terrified of fucking up. It seems that i am the only one that worries about such things as correctly logging into a computer system. #
• 13:57 @laurajoymusic Finally, someone who understands! #
• 14:05 Okay, advising done. Beth is super nice. Most adorable advisor ever. #
• 14:08 That is the second tour group i have passed in the last three hundred feet. #
• 14:10 @just_mo what do you think the #bestgameever is? #
• 14:20 @lizardkitsch What? What? #
• 14:28 @lizardkitsch OH DAMMIT #
• 14:42 Ahaha i got trolled what you guys no one cares #
• 16:27 @just_mo someone emailed me because of my deviant art to tell me i couldn't draw. And to ask what zan was. #
• 16:39 Okay, now the boyfriend is gone, maybe i can get some work done omg. #
• 16:51 But first, food. I haven't eaten much today. #
• 17:04 This guy at devil's mart is a machine. A really friendly machine. #
• 19:57 Homework for the evening completed. Now to write. #
• 20:36 Thank you, government websites, for telling me that yes, i do need to file a tax return. #downsidetobeinglegal #
• 20:37 @lizardkitsch lady #
• 21:03 @eeguerra13 amen to that. #
• 22:08 GUYS: FUNERAL BINGO #
• 22:13 'on my deathbed, I will personally stab you in the eye just so I can rig your funeral bingo.' @lizardkitsch is my favorite. #

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• 08:19 Woah up in time to not be late for history what is the world coming to also i am hungry. #
• 08:31 Girl in front of me is reading Fat Pig. I wonder if there are any good comedic monologues in that play. #
• 08:33 Ugh but girl next to her is talking about dressing as a nerd that's pretty obnoxious. WE DON'T ALL WEAR SUSPENDERS AND STUPID PIGTAILS. #
• 09:29 History history history #
• 09:29 @lizardkitsch ...not all the time. #
• 09:32 Dear brain, i understand you like to solve problems, but coming up with ways to make slavery work better is seriously not a great idea. #
• 09:34 Nearly every day since school started i have seen this girl with cat ears around. She's awesome, and i have never spoken to her. #
• 09:41 @norarebecca sometimes it's easy to psych those people out by playing showtunes or gogol bordello or wizard rock. #
• 10:23 Downloading/buying some wizard rock. This fandom is so the best. #
• 10:52 Okay now that i've spent way too much time on wizard rock acquisition, i'ma take a shower and then write some. #
• 11:58 And again, i lost the game in the shower. #
• 15:46 @lizardkitsch ahahahaha #
• 15:53 And there's the game again. Sigh. #
• 15:53 It's gotten to the point where everything reminds me of my therapist. I mean the game. #
• 15:55 Just passed super hot guy. This bridge is where i see all the interesting people. #
• 15:58 gorram it, i forgot my calculator. #
• 16:02 Fact: i tweet a lot to distract myself from the fact that i'm not writing. Also: interesting things happen in bursts. #
• 17:01 Where oh where are my cousins? #
• 17:06 @nooneai just boycotting their phones, apparently. #
• 17:38 I think I might be listening to a Wizard rock song about incest. ...what. Um, no it definitely is. Um. Um. #
• 17:41 @just_mo BOTH. ALL. I will have you listen later. #
• 17:42 Pretty. Uh. Kinky incest too. That's. Wow, Gred and Forge. Wow. #
• 17:52 The singer of Justin Finch-fletchley and the Sugar Quills sounds like a younger Ray Kowalski. #
• 17:55 I've now got more than a gig of wizard rock. I kinda love it. #
• 18:29 OMG THE HISTORY TEACHER I LOVE IS TEACHING THE NEXT PART OF THE CLASS NEXT SEMESTER FUCK YEAHHH #
• 18:43 Trying to iron out potential schedules before i hopefully see an advisor tomorrow. #
• 18:58 @nooneai that's how much of it i have. I am nowhere near wrockstock. #
• 19:18 Oh wizard techno, i'm so glad you exist. #
• 20:02 Also making me happy: wizard metal. #
• 20:05 Not making julie happy, though. Hello headphones, how are you? #
• 20:11 You guys you guys you guys i could take a winter photoshop class #
• 20:44 Having julie listen to the bro code. I feel like such a traitor. #
• 20:52 However, she is at least enjoying it. #
• 22:28 The game. #
• 22:36 Sometimes i think about my secret passcode to establish my identity if i ever time-travel or something and i realize that i am a huge freak. #

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• 00:23 Sometimes i doubt your committment to sparkle motion! #
• 01:56 Halloween makes me so so happy. #
• 12:11 I think i have some sort of reflex. I only wake up when julie leaves the room. Also i am very very hungry. #
• 13:27 It's quite lovely out. #
• 16:20 Listening to thriller while making my calendar for nano. Fact: you'll never be as cool as me. #coolmeanslame #
• 16:29 @hazeymarie HATE #
• 17:10 Dear desert schools, if you would transfer money when you told me you were going to, i would be much happier with you. It's not that hard. #
• 17:58 Question: why is noelle being so quiet this time around? Usually she doesn't shut up. #
• 18:11 Why haven't I ever made a calendar for #NaNoWriMo before? Having a graphical representation of my goals on the wall helps so much. #
• 18:13 Dammit @hazeymarie of the past I just lost the game. #
• 21:08 I liked the part where he stopped moving! #
• 21:12 It's time to die! For you! #
• 21:21 BLAST-ENDED SKANK #
• 21:27 @lizardkitsch Hello, this is the dark lord voldemort speaking. #
• 21:28 I once had a dream that i was a baby pig living on a farm, oink oink oink! #
• 21:34 Great song, hagrid, but i can't afford any mayonaise! #
• 22:55 But statistically, this is as close to a happy ending as things ever get. #
• 23:34 Fact: I am dying. In a non-fatal way. #

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• 00:14 'And i knew the good lord wanted me to get into her pants.' #
• 01:07 'And yoga!' #
• 01:11 'Dear god, why?' #
• 01:36 Dear Paul Gross, i love you. I want one. Of you. Please. Love, annie. #
• 01:55 'It was a crazy moon kiss, it didn't mean anything!' #
• 02:50 Dean is totally still awesome as an old guy. I...kind of still love him. A lot. #
• 02:56 THE CLAP. #
• 02:58 Bobbyyyyyyy #
• 03:12 I am going to murder a fictional character DEAN WINCHESTER and i'm not gonna name names but DEAN WINCHESTER #
• 03:36 Awwwww last week's episode of DOLLHOUSE that i am just now watching is adorable and hilarious and maybe frightening. #
• 03:39 Dewitttttttttttttttt #
• 03:45 HEART. BROKEN. #
• 04:24 We're listening to a drug about songs! Also we can't speak anymore. #
• 13:20 Wow julie actually let me sleep till one. Because she slept till one. Because she didn't get home till three. I'm a good influence. #
• 13:26 In other news, omg i need a shower and oh lord food. #
• 15:08 Random violinist sitting on fountain by the mu, playing. Okay dude, thanks! #
• 15:22 CONTINUING a Twitter wave. Everyone follow @hazeymarie's lead. *standup**sitdown* #TwitterWave #
• 15:24 @just_mo Yes. Yes it would have. #
• 15:38 Scientists are jerks. #
• 17:36 Just saw a tiny captain america with his giant baby mother, with some witches. #
• 18:22 I feel like a member of Black. Ie, crazy. #
• 19:08 Playboy. Bunny. Man. #
• 20:20 Agh he is so infuriating why do i even like himmm #
• 20:33 'ethan, why don't you watch the movie?' 'i'm optimus prime.' 'optimus prime, why don't you watch the movie?' #
• 23:45 Woo got into my major! #

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• 09:17 I totally killed that test. Slain! #
• 09:18 Now to go see about phantom tickets and perhaps counseling. #
• 09:32 Or there are no appointments for today with either of the advisors i'd like to see. Looks like i'm trying again tuesday. #
• 09:33 Plus side, i've got a ticket for phantom wednesday woo! #
• 09:39 Ran into jazlyn on the way back from the design south building!. I kinda like having a built in base of friends at this school. #
• 11:04 @hazeymarie for living in arcadia. #
• 11:06 It's not like everyone got a ticket, you know. There were only forty, and you had to email to get them. There's always student rush? #
• 11:13 @hazeymarie lady, they only let us have one each, or you would've been first on the list. #
• 11:58 Dear homework, why won't you load and let me actually read you? No love, annie. #
• 15:49 Chilling in lamar's room with jesse. Lamar left, i read sugarshock, and jesse is noodling around on the guitar. In twenty minutes, math. #
• 15:53 For nano: some never do explain or silver chain? ANSWER QUICKLY #
• 20:52 'oh there you go!' or 'there it is!' calling you the wrong name optional. #
• 21:34 Oh god this is priceless: pushover orders something not on menu, is forced to stand ground. #
• 23:28 What the fuck. Castle. What. The fuck. #

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